WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
THIS IS NOT JARVIS, THIS IS JEEVES. OH MY JEEVES, ZOHA I AM SO GOING TO GET THIS FOR YOU BECAUSE JEEEEEVES.
I love this gif because you can use it for basically anything
"My boyfriend is cheating on me"
"I think i’m pregnant"
"Did you study for the test today?"
"BIGBANG is having a comeback"
"You have three days to live"
"I love the taste of human flesh"